As I Was Walking
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     As I was walking through the wood,
     I shat myself, I knew I would.
     I cried for HELP! but no help came,
     And so I shat myself again.

     As I was walking through Saint Pauls,
     The vicar grabbed me by the balls.
     I cried for HELP! but no help came,
     And so he grabbed my balls again.

     As I was walking through St. Giles,
     Some bastard grabbed me by my piles.
     I cried for HELP! but no help came,
     Ad so he grabbed my piles again.

     As I was walking down the street,
     A whore grabbed me by the meat.
     I cried for HELP! but no help came,
     And so she grabbed my meat again.

     As I lay sleeping in the grass,
     Some bastard rammed it up my ass.
     I cried for HELP! but no help came,
     And so he rammed it up again.