God Bless My Underpants
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     God bless my underpants, 
     Brand that I like, 
     Stand inside them, 
     And ride them, 
     Between my buns when I run or I bike. 

     From the waistband, 
     To the legholes, 
     To the fly flap, 
     Wet with piss, 

     God bless my underpants, 
     They look like this.