I Don't Want to Be a Housewife
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	I don't want to be a housewife
	I'd much rather be a whore
	I'd rather turn some tricks
	Involving foot long pricks
	Housework can be such a bore

	I don't want to do his laundry
	I don't want to cook his fucking food
	And if I'm getting laid
	I should be getting paid
	Else I'm truly getting screwed

	Call on the Provincial Territory
	Call on the navy and marines
	Call on me mother,
	Me sister and me brother
	But for fuck's sake don't call me