Chicago
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	I used to work in Chicago
	In a department store
	I used to work in Chicago
	But I don't work there anymore

	A woman came in for some velour
	Some velour from the store
	Velour she wanted, felt she got
	I don't work there anymore
	
	A man came in for a doorbell
	A doorbell from the store
	A doorbell he wanted, my knockers he got
	I don't work there anymore

	A woman came in for some toilet parts
	Some toilet parts from the store
	Some toilet parts she wanted, my ballcock she got
	I don't work there anymore

	A woman came in for a metaphysical conversation
	A metaphysical conversation from the store
	A metaphysical conversation she wanted, fucked she got
	I don't work there anymore

	(And so on...)