Mobile
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	Oh the eagles they fly high in Mobile
	Oh the eagles they fly high in Mobile
	Oh the eagles they fly high
	And they shit right in your eye
	Thank the lord that cows don't fly in Mobile
	In Mobile, in Mobile (Fuck! Shit! Piss!)
	In Mo in Mo in Mo in Mobile
      	Oh the eagles they fly high
        And they shit right in your eye
        Thank the lord that cows don't fly in Mobile

	Oh the sheriff is a bugger in Mobile
	Oh the sheriff is a bugger in Mobile
	Oh the sheriff is a bugger
	And the deputy's another
	And they bugger one another in Mobile
	In Mobile, in Mobile (Fuck! Shit! Piss!)
        In Mo in Mo in Mo in Mobile
	Oh the sheriff is a bugger
	And the deputy's another
	And they bugger one another in Mobile

	There's a lack of good glasses in Mobile
	There's a lack of good glasses in Mobile
	There's a lack of good glasses
	Cuz those motherfucking hashers
	Stuck their glasses up their asses in Mobile
	In Mobile, in Mobile (Fuck! Shit! Piss!)
        In Mo in Mo in Mo in Mobile
	There's a lack of good glasses
	Cuz those motherfucking hashers
	Stuck their glasses up their asses in Mobile
	
	There's a lack of good whores in Mobile
	There's a lack of good whores in Mobile
	There's a lack of good whores
	But there's keyholes in the doors
	And there's knotholes in the floors in Mobile
	In Mobile, in Mobile (Fuck! Shit! Piss!)
        In Mo in Mo in Mo in Mobile
	There's a lack of good whore
	But there's keyholes in the doors
	And there's knotholes in the floors in Mobile
	
	The girls, they wear tin undies in Mobile
	The girls, they wear tin undies in Mobile
	The girls, they wear tin undies
	But they take them off on Sundays
	You should see the boys on Mondays in Mobile
	In Mobile, in Mobile (Fuck! Shit! Piss!)
        In Mo in Mo in Mo in Mobile
	The girls, they wear tin undies
	But they take them off on Sundays
	You should see the boys on Mondays in Mobile

	(And so on...)