Mrs Murphy
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	Take it in your hand Mrs Murphy
	For it only ways a quarter of a pound
	It's got hair on its neck like a turkey (gobble, gobble!)
	And it spits when you shake it up and down

	If I had the wings of an eagle
	And the balls of a hairy baboon
	I'd fly to the ends of creation
	And buttfuck the man in the moon