Follow the Hares
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	My girlfriend's a lawyer, a lawyer, a lawyer
	A mighty fine lawyer is she
	All day she fucks you, she fucks you, she fucks you
	And at night she comes home and fucks me

	So drink a little, fuck a little, follow the hares
	Follow the hares with your tits in the air
	Drink a little, fuck a little, follow the hares
	Follow the hares all the way

	My girlfriend's a hooker, a hooker, a hooker
	A mighty fine hooker is she
	All day she fucks you, she fucks you, she fucks you
	And at night she comes home and she sleeps

	My boyfriend's a soldier, a soldier, a soldier
	A might fine soldier is he
	All day he humps rucks, he humps rucks, he humps rucks
	And at night he comes home and humps me

	(And so on...)