My Sister Belinda
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	My sister Belinda
        She pissed out the window
        All over my favorite sombrero
        I said, "You fat twat, you pissed on my hat!"
        She said, "I don't fucking well care-o."
        Aye aye aye aye
        Me and my soggy sombrero
        I said, "You fat twat, you pissed on my hat!"
        She said, "I don't fucking well care-o."

	My sister Belinda
	She shat out the window
	All over my favorite sombrero
	I said, "You fat twat, you shat on my hat!"
	She said, "I don't fucking well care-o."
	Aye aye aye aye
	Me and my shitty sombrero
	I said, "You fat twat, you shat on my hat!"
	She said, "I don't fucking well care-o."

	My girlfriend Maria
	Gave me gonorrhea
	On a trip down to Rio Di Janeiro
	I said, "You fat twat, you gave me the clap!"
	She said, "I don't fucking well care-o."
	Aye aye aye aye
	Me and my globby dick-ero
	I said, "You fat twat, you gave me the clap!"    
        She said, "I don't fucking well care-o."