The S&M Song
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	Who can take a cheese grater
	(Who can take a cheese grater)
	Strap one to each arm
	(Strap one to each arm)
	Fist fuck the bitch and make vagina parmesan

	The S&M man, the S&M man
	The S&M man, cuz he mixes it with love
	And makes the hurt feel good
	The hurt feel good

	Who can take a glass rod
	Slide it up his prick
	Give himself a woody, then smash it with a brick

	Who can take some sandpaper
	It's gotta be 50 grit
	Rub it up and down til she doesn't have a clit
	
	Who can take a puppy
	Grab him by the ears
	Do him up the ass til he's crying puppy tears

	Who can two ice picks
	Stick one in each ear
	Ride her like a Harley while he does her up the rear

	Who can go to an abortion clinic
	Go around the back
	Rummage through the trash til he finds a tasty snack

	Who can take his bicycle,
     	Take away the seat,
     	Put his girlfriend on it, ride her down a bumpy street?

	Who can find some newlyweds,
        Sneak into their room,
    	Fuck the bride in bed, and sodomize the groom?
	
	(And many many more...)