Twelve Inch Hard-On
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	I've got a start on
	A twelve inch hard-on
	That I've had all afternoon

	I went to the doctor
	He told me to cough
	I wish that he'd just lopped the thing off

	So come to me Venus
	Massage my penis
	Shrivel it like a prune

	I've got a start on
	A twelve inch hard-on
	That I'll probably have
	That I'll probably have
	That I'll probably have til June