Flatlanders,

For those who you who weren't even there, especially those that said
you'd be but weren't, here's a recap of last Friday's festivities.

Nine someodd halfminds gathered at the East Boulder Rec in,
surprisingly, East Boulder and drew straws.  Cum Silent worked his magic
and pulled red, while Hairy Rim was rewarded with the Shit for
resupply.  CSCD took off around the sandpits and playground into deep
shiggy, where the pack eventually picked up his foul scent and tracked
him toward Burbank.  The mud sucked some (shining white new) sneakers
off, but the hounds persevered, and found pavement again in the form of
Manhattan Dr, where the trail turned southward.  S2BT'd had a field day,
falling into every trap with uncommon zeal, while Hairy Rim and Deep
brought up the rear with appropiate discussion thereof.  Two more turns
and the pack found itself in view of the Rec again, and eventually in
view of the powderless hare on the other side of the pond.  Repowdered,
CSCD sprung past the start and across a bridge into more shiggy, where
he lost all but a determined Dan (unnamed) with a TOP across the creek. 
Dan navigated a maze of channels while Deep and Freudian backtracked. 
Despite a hare-sighting, CSCD managed to make it to the finish by
neglecting half a bag a powder, and the rest of the pack straggled in.

Down-downs ensued on a pleasant streambank, where all of the hare were
made to drink excessively for being so selfish.  Cummy and Deep
christened their sparkling new tennies, while Big Jim Slade (unnamed)
and Dan (unnamed) made valiant efforts to contribute to out of tune and
raucous renditions of old favorites.  Dr D was welcomed back in
customary fashion as we polished off a pig of Tommyknocker.  On-afters
continued at Dan (unnamed)'s place, where age old discussions were
reignited by a lethal combination of pizza, booze and oregano.

Next hash will be hared by Blowsis and the Beav, a week from Friday. 
We'll be having an organizational meeting for shortcutters 20 minutes
before hash time.

On-on,
Deep