Hashers,

For those of you who weren't there, and those that were, but drank too
much, here's a recap:

The pack assembled north of Iris on 26th to find the hares (Cum Silent
and Bush Router) unprepared to live up their boast of an "on-time"
start.  Still, the first powder hit the ground before 7pm, which could
be a hash record for timeliness.  The hounds took off in hot pursuit,
heading westward through a pleasant neighborhood overwhelmingly blessed
with pedestrian passageways.  Deep wandered off trail before the pack
even hit full speed, in typical fashion, but was favored by a little
dumb luck when he collided with Cummy Pinko just as she sniffed out a CB
and a map.  The pair bolted northward up 19th, followed closely by OD
(unnamed) and the rest of the pack.  All hope of snaring the fuzzy hares
faded shortly after, as the hounds were crippled by a dastardly
CB/Map/Hill combination, which took the coughing, rasping pack up the
"Norwood" hill not once, but twice.  Those who continued on trail - I've
heard rumors of a daring shortcut by Pinko and Heather (unnamed) -
muttered underneath their breaths and turned eastward toward Centennial
school, where an odd 45 degree true trail off a DP, an evil and
unspotted turn on powder across a track, a delightful jaunt through an
Elk's Club, and a perfect tree for Amy's (unnamed) on-trail bladder
relief brought the pack to a beer check at Bush Router's place.  After
constructing a monument of empty cans in the name of the "High Life" and
discussing Miller's take on "Champagne", the pack set off in search of
powder once again, sniffing its way through the neighborhood east of the
check.  Two Holes experienced hash euphoria and led the pack to greater
glory, while Cummy Pinko's efforts were not unappreciated.  The trail
led to the edge of the Pleasantview soccer complex, then turned east and
finished up in a mosquito-infested ditch, as is the norm for BFHHH.  At
this point, the pack was plied with more piles of the "High Life", while
forced to wait uncountable hours for the hares to return with more
appropriate nourishment.  Said liquid meal was provided, and ceremonies
were conducted in typical fashion.  Bush Router made up some fucked up
and unintelligable lyrics to old classics, while we invented a new song
based on Tim (unnamed).  There was one naming of note.  The halfmind
formerly known as Sleeper now answers to "Cheese and Whackaroni".

Next hash is July 7, hared by Joel (unnamed) and Deep in the End. 
Details will be provided next week.

On-on,
Deep